Do you have old crap in your basement that you want to get rid of? Do you have fifty Cabbage Patch dolls and old G.I. Joe's collecting dust? To remedy this problem, I am having a garage sale at my house on Labor Day, Monday, September 4, 2006, from around 7 am - 2 pm. I will be selling my assortment of junk and more junk, and if you want to come sell your stuff, you are more than welcome. But there are some ground rules....

1- Be at my house at 6 am, Monday, September 4th to help hang signs and set out your stuff. If you get there later than that, the work will be done and we will silently resent you behind your back.
2- Your in charge of your own junk and money, including change, whether you'll take checks, etc.
3- HAVE FUN! I am sooo excited for this! Not only to unclutter my garage, but to hang out with my junk-lovin BFF's!!! Plus, the more the merrier, with alot of people we can be the strip mall of garage sales, therefore bringing in more biznass!!

I would like to think that the theme of this garage sale is: Junky-Chic. I am too excited.

Positive Affirmation: A garage sale is the 1970's version of e-bay.

Lunch: Had a great lunch with the fam at Quizno's. I had the Veggie sandwhich, which is good if they don't add the grossest thing ever: Vinagarette. Who thought of vinagarette anyway, is it a smaller version of vinegar? Do they think we won't figure out it has "bathroom-cleaner-vinegar" in it if they add the "ette". I, for one, am on to them.