Today is the day of the eye twitch. I CANNOT CONCENTRATE!! So, ashlee (BFF Fruzzin), or "bash", as some bloggers call her, sent me this diagnosis:

Eyelid Twitch.
The cause of minor eyelid twitching is unknown. A slight spasm of the lower eyelid or even both eyelids is common and of no concern.

It is of some concern to me!! I CANNOT CONCENTRATE! I feel like there is a party going on in my eyelid and I am not invited, as usual. So, Ash then sends me this:

Eyelid Twitch.
Minor eyelid twitches require no treatment as they usually resolve spontaneously. Reducing stress, using warm soaks, or correction of any refractive error may help. Some ophthalmologists recommend reducing caffeine usage.

Hmmm..interesting. You mean the "Tall-Boy" energy drink and 4 diet cokes at lunch could have something to do with the eyeball party? FINE! I am done with the devils juice. DONE!

Positive Affirmation: I do not need the devils juice to be an interesting, smart, or witty person. My boring non-caffeinated personality will do.

Lunch: WOW! Another cobb salad. I am on a roll. I went on Carrie's 3rd birthday lunch!! Number 3 was a doozy, but it is hard to choose which one was the best...what a tough life of luxury I live.