Wednesday, November 22, 2006


um....hi.
I know I have been gone awhile, but I have a REALLY good reason. I am PREGNANT! and I was SICK! I am not talking sick every once in a while, I am talking throw-up at the thought of food, throw-up at the thought of thinking about food, and throw-up everytime I went to the bathroom, which happens about 40 million times a day when your pregnant. So, I just could not find it in me to be funny, or interesting, or ANYTHING except a throwing-up machine. But now, thanks to the pregnancy gods, I am feeling better. I only throw up at night, and it is usually just to freak Derrick and Nate out. They tell me I sound like Satan when I throw-up. Good times...good times...

So, I am now officially 15 weeks pregnant. I have no idea what the gender of the baby is, but I find out around Christmas. This is what my little alien looks like now. Its just sooo adorable! I try not to think that my kid ever looked like this. I guess I looked like an alien at one point too, but come on...TRY to look human! We'll start at the paddle webb-toed feet...AHH my baby is half frog! Now we'll move on to the large head (this should not freak me out because ALL Raynes have huge heads). Now straight to the wierd thing sticking out of its tummy...what is it? I mean, WHAT IS IT! I know its an umbillical cord, but if we could live under water before we are born, why can we not do it now? Does my half frog child have gills that are not showing in this picture?

As you can see, I am going to be the BEST mom EVER! And if you tell my kid I thought it was a half-frog, you're a dead man!

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