So, the kid is looking like a real baby now, so I cannot make fun of it anymore. It's just growing so fast! I remember when it was just a zygote, with barely three cells to its name. Soon, it will be walking right out of my uterus, preferably as a teenager.

I really should not be blogging today, since I said about a million wrong things today. I just cannot seem to NOT offend people today. For instance, I had a Pork Taco at lunch, and wanted to tell a Pork Toco joke. But the truth is, there is NO way to tell a Pork Taco joke without it being misinterpreted. To make matters worse, I also told my beloved nephew Roman, that everytime he cries an angel dies. What kind of person says that? I am going to be a mother soon!!

I am spending the rest of the day in solitary confinement just to make sure people still want to be my friend tomorrow.

Positive Affirmation: Do as I THINK, not as I say or do.

Lunch: Pork Taco's with the whole gang (insert Pork Taco joke here)