All about Alice:

• Alice has a tooth! I have yet to capture it on camera as it is an elusive tooth. I tried to catch it in the picture above, but Elmo is hogging all the attention....again. Though, the tooth is easy to feel. So, if you ever feel so inclined...head on over, clean your finger, and stick it in Alice's mouth. She will return the favor by chomping down.

• Alive loves her new sippy cup, but is not too sure about Elmo. She can't trust someone who is always smiling and laughing. I mean...is it really THAT funny Elmo, is it?

• Alice likes to fart (fluff, ghost burp, or an other euphemism that doth not offend) at Diane's house (my babysitter for when I am at work). When she does this said fart, all the children run screaming away as her farts have the same potency as Jon's (my bro), meaning...the fart smell stays in your nose for what seems like an eternity. Luckily, I think that Alice's farts smell like roses, picked in the spring, dipped in fairy pee.

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• Alice is now a pianist (my mom is so proud!). She likes to walk to the piano and play songs. She is practicing her chords right now and is learning to play Led Zeppelin and Barry Manilow.
  

• Alice is a "big kid" now and will only take her afternoon naps with the big kids at Diane's. She used to have her own napping room, but has decided that it is not fair that she is in solitary confinement when it is so much better to sleep by all her toddler peeps. So, now Diane has to put the crib in with the big kids during nap time. The 3 year-olds love this, except when Alice farts (see explanation above).