Have you EVER seen such perfect angels on this planet? Roman is the boy getting kissed so tenderly like a butterfly perching on a perfect flower, and the butterfly puppeteer is Savannah. I don't have children, so these two will have to make do for the time being....But I bet you can't wait to hear me do sappy and non-creative metaphors like the crappy butterfly one above for my own children. Right mom? Anywho....

I have to finish this blog fast because my little bro David is waiting with baited breathe to read it...(think of something funny to write...think of something funny to write..)
I know...Mom won't like it, but it is a problem that affects many Raynes folk. Constipation followed by hemmroids.
JUST KIDDING!! GROSS! What kind of wierdo do you think I am? I can't write about that? For now, you (David) will just have to be appeased by my dramatic re-telling of Savannah's darket moment.

It was a dark sunday afternoon, us redheaded kids and spouses had settled in to watch the children do funny and amazing things like talk, walk, drool and play with toys. Mom had made brownies and we had all partaken. Sweet, angelic, cherubic, sugar-coated Savannah asked her Father in a Oliver-esc voice "Please father, may I have some more?" Her father, being the smart man that he is, did not want to stay up all night with his sugar-comotose daughter, said "no". At this very moment, the angel turned into a child-of-the-corn and promptly told her father "I am going to cut your head off!", finger motions and all. My siblings and I, being highly responsible role-models, broke into riotous laughter and told her to "do it again" through the tears of laughter. the end.
(Note: people, names, places and almost everything to the story was added for dramatic effect, and to protect the safety of those involved.)

There you go David, now I can run to the bathroom in peace.

Positive Affirmation: I will not give into sibling peer pressure, especially if I need to go to the bathroom.

Lunch: Today was a dream! I shared chicken and shrimp fajita's with hubby Nate. This of course came with a side of 4 diet cokes. Let the eye-twiching begin!